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NICOLE MILBURN

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Bespectacled INTP Ginger at school in upstate New York. Queer as a three dollar bill. Latte-sipping liberal and enjoyer of the finer things in life (e.g. guitars and animals and skateboards and books and painting and puns and intersectional feminism and vegan food). Haver of dog. Maker of things.

Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

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 muthafucking snake(s) on this muthafucking plane
21 June 13
i have a fun fact, guys
in denmark, the word "fart" actually means "speed"
and all of their "speed-check" signs actually read "fartkontrol"

so in Denmark, they don’t say "speed limit". they say "fartkontrol".  they literally command you to control your anal gas expulsions, lest they propel you forward at a speed incongruent with the legal speed limit…  and i think that’s beautiful.



i guess it’s a good thing i don’t live in denmark
because i really don’t think that the danish language is something i am emotionally prepared to handle…

i have a fun fact, guys

in denmark, the word "fart" actually means "speed"

and all of their "speed-check" signs actually read "fartkontrol"

so in Denmark, they don’t say "speed limit". they say "fartkontrol".  they literally command you to control your anal gas expulsions, lest they propel you forward at a speed incongruent with the legal speed limit…  and i think that’s beautiful.

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i guess it’s a good thing i don’t live in denmark

because i really don’t think that the danish language is something i am emotionally prepared to handle…

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