Sci-fi/horror geek, super Star Wars nerd, horseback rider, fountain of useless information, artist, musician, gamer, skater, vegan, animal lover/activist, Pokémon Master, and comic book addict who posts excessively... Latte-sipping liberal/ginger with shitty eyesight. Music and art are huge parts of my life, and I absolutely couldn't live without them. I like cheese, shows about little people, and sarcasm. Good at quiz bowl, bad at people, and not quite sure whose idea it was to give me internet access. I amuse myself.
Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
in denmark, the word "fart" actually means "speed"
and all of their "speed-check" signs actually read "fartkontrol"
so in Denmark, they don’t say "speed limit". they say "fartkontrol". they literally command you to control your anal gas expulsions, lest they propel you forward at a speed incongruent with the legal speed limit… and i think that’s beautiful.
i guess it’s a good thing i don’t live in denmark
because i really don’t think that the danish language is something i am emotionally prepared to handle…