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Aw.
I wonder what I was doing on that computer…
Probably registering for an online welding class/fantasy softball tournament.
Like… Just look at me.
That time I had Ebola and starred in an Iron Lady/Hangover crossover.
This is what it looks like when someone has their life together, right?
Right?
I have Ebola.
and Hollis.
Some of the less “useful” footage from my alarmingly quick descent into madness/Spanish exam…
Enjoy.
(feat. Miranda Cosgrove)
(in lieu of my dignity)
(she’s the understudy)
So, last night I pulled an all-nighter and crammed my final Spanish project into a matter of hours… This is what happened.
I was falling asleep at the wheel and didn’t have a single clue what the hell I was going to do, so just I did what I do in every other situation with a tentative outcome… Danced around and made it worse.
I can’t help it. “My hips cannot tell a lie.” -Jorge Washington
(I have 45 minutes worth of footage, and this was all that came out of it.)
“One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them. One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them”
Wrote the inscription from the One Ring (in Tengwar, of course) around my arm with henna… This is what happens when I get bored at 4:10 AM on a Sunday.
Just farted in a greenman suit…
JEALOUS?!
Here we are!
We found love in a hopeless place
We love reading together!
He just gets me, you know?
Chuck the deuce up!
Our first fight… :( </3
TUUUUUURBULEEEEEENCE!!!
I proposed!
I’m really gonna miss this crazy bastard…
I love draft horses… They’re just so adorable and huge.
Hey y’all.
I’m appropriate.
Dear whoever decided that letting me have Photo Booth was a good idea,
Hollis hates you.
Sincerely,
Entertained
Trippin’ on lean…
IT’S THE CIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIIFE!
AND IT MOOOVES US AAAAAAAALL!
